i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles”
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this
mom i know u can hear me
wHY
WHY TELL ME
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG
I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK
(Source: tomlinsass, via yellowsalmon)
i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
(via laughcentre)
I
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
i understand
THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME
8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand
I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve
and space ships.
and every food is healthy
and time machines
and other future stuff
I should’ve been born on the Enterprise
(via laughcentre)